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Post by Anastasia Morozova on Nov 25, 2017 22:43:34 GMT -8
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yeesh, these jokes.
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The jokes were hurting ana more than the pumpkin could ever do to them. Everyone else seemed in good health, so they continued their stalking in a low, crouched position.
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Post by Volga on Nov 25, 2017 23:26:58 GMT -8
Well, the pumpkin seemed to be halted. That's good. Would make it easier to tear into. During the process of tearing into the back of the pumpkin, Volga heard someone shouting about steering the pumpkin, but he gave a single disinterested look towards the cut off wheel before promptly ignoring it. Not like he could steer this thing much of anywhere with it being perfectly stuck now. Unless it regrew the wheel or something, but then he'd just cut another one off or something. He'd already burned down part of Castle Town, no reason to ruin yet another building with a pumpkin this time.
He would hurt the future pie by doing this, but he could take what was still usable and get someone to bake it. Probably. Or may be he'd just eat it outside of the pie. There were a few ways to deal with this thing. But it had to stop being sentient first. Being alive and resisting made it harder to turn into some sort of food.
"I'M NOT KNOCKING IT OFF, I'M TEARING IT OFF!" he shouted at the pumpkin as he continued to tear into its back with the spear, trying to get to whatever was making this thing still able to move and act in order to silence it.
And no, he wasn't going to explain the joke.
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[/b] End of November is here, time to start wrapping this up. Nuada Papke, Strike 1. For once, it wasn't making a joke. As its vines flailed towards Telma and missed it went back to being torn up by Volga. It didn't even spare a glance to Colin but did at least keep trying to talk to the boy. "I'd love to-YEOW-to-to-talk but can you get this thing off me?!" Leave it to the country bumpkin to be able to talk to the vegetables and actually have a civil conversation with it. This night was just getting weirder and weirder. And it was about to get weirder still. As Volga continued to tear into the pumpkin, he finally had a way inside and noted how... hollow it was? What? How did this thing get hollowed out if it had only been enchanted and brought to life. Furthermore, this wasn't Halloween! In the middle of it all was only a single burning candle, its flame vibrant and bright. Well, the answer itself seemed pretty obvious right now, didn't it? Anastasia MorozovaVolgaNuada PapkeColinTelma[/font][/ul][/div][/blockquote][/td][td] T
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Post by Volga on Nov 27, 2017 14:06:56 GMT -8
Volga had finally managed to find something other than magic pumpkin. His spear eventually tore through to empty air, as Volga widened the opening and climbed his way inside the pumpkin. The fact it was hollowed out was weird, but explained quite a bit about the pumpkin's sense of humor. No brain, go figure. With only a single candle existing within the pumpkin's empty body, there was only one target to strike at. He calmly secured the dragon spear to his back, no longer needing it to do what needed to be done here.
"Shame there wasn't a single good idea in here," and with that, Volga used both hands to snuff out the flame from the candle. He was at no risk of being burned, so he would just physically suffocate the flame until it went out. May be he'd hear a funny quip about the pumpkin being choked while it slowly died off. Didn't really matter though. While he worked to put out the flame, he wondered where someone would be that could actually turn this massive pumpkin into pie form. Probably several pies.
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Post by Anastasia Morozova on Nov 29, 2017 14:42:43 GMT -8
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well that was an easy healing job. | Well, they seemed to have been handling the pumpkin just fine without their help. There didn't seem to be any seriously injured people coming out of this, so that was even better they guess. That was the life of a healer though, so when things were calming down, Anastasia, warily, came out of their cover, an arrow still knocked on their bow as they watched the group work on the pumpkin.
Still. They weren't going to fire an arrow into a group of people fighting and risk hitting on of their own allies, or even just running up and getting in the way just to seek some kind of "glory" from killing a magic pumpkin demon thing. Plain stupid. That was very stupid.
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Post by Nuada Papke on Nov 29, 2017 19:07:09 GMT -8
Improv skillsSeeing that the primate human could not elegantly steer the pumpkin his way, Nuada decided to use his superior Hylian heritage, enhanced grammatical skills and the ability to improvise to figure out a way to screw over that wheeled pumpkin, so he did a few super smart things. He ran into a nearby store, apparently some general store from the looks of it, and kicked a pot over, breaking it. A few rupees spilled out, and he pocketed it. NICE. But he ignored that in favour of the huge loop of rope there, taking up a spike alongside with it that had a hole to tie into, as well as a hook. Apparently the sort given to winches to lift heavy stuff. He supposed that it was a good thing these sorts of things were not done to build nonsensical things, like huge ass tombs in the shape of pyramids. Now that certainly would not make sense, and would be pompous, even for one such as himself.
He attached the hook to the rope, knotting it up into the slot-hole at the base of the hook, before doing the same to the spike, before running outside at a casual pace. The pumpkin ought to be a good distance away, with the rope from the looks of it, well enough to actually be within distance.
So, he ran up, stopped once he was sure of something, putting the spike on the ground, he stomped on it, looked to the pumpkin itself, spun the hook around, before hurling it STRAIGHT for the pumpkin itself with the spike-well embedded into the ground. The hook should be close enough for Volga to grab if need be and to secure if it didn't work, that and the fact that he had thrown the hook at an angle where it would dig straight into the pumpkin's carapace once it descends down on its thick-vegetable hide.
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Post by Telma on Nov 29, 2017 19:34:24 GMT -8
[nospaces] YOU HAD ME HOOKED AGAIN FROM THE MINUTE YOU SAT DOWN [attr="class","mtnsndb"]stab stab stabby stab. vines successfully dodged, telma tore into the pumpkin viciously with her shortsword, ruminating on threats of pie-making and how many ovens would be available at a place that wasn't completely destroyed. maybe she could hit up the orphanage? they cooked for a lot of people on a regular basis. she could make a lot of small pies out of this much pumpkin. [break][break]
"we should take this thing to the orphanage once it's dead!" telma called at the dragon man. "they have lots of ovens for your pies!"
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Post by Colin on Dec 1, 2017 22:39:28 GMT -8
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Colin looked on in bewilderment, confused what it'd mean for the Jack O' Lantern's candle to be snuffed out. His posture changed slightly, standing a bit more comfortable; almost confident that he, and those around him had won the day. His eyes fluttered closed, momentarily. He felt the pain spiking through his electrified nerves, but a deeper pain resided within himself; the pain of sympathy. He watched peacefully as the hatred for this violent creature washed away from his eyes. Gently, he approached the gourd, laying a hand on its orange flesh as he looked into its terrible eyes.
"I guess this Pumpkin-patches things up, noble plant beast; because, your existence will soon be concluded -- and you were raised in a pumpkin patch." Colin had to look away, as he found it difficult to be comforting as chunks of plant matter were being scraped and flung from the creatures massive frame.
"I know it hurts -- but soon, you will be in a place where you can tell as many jokes as you want -- and everyone will laugh without needing it explained to them." He looked back at the creature, nodding solemnly. "Rest, sweet gourd-beast... sleep easy knowing that behind the mask of a monstrous, murderous plant, was a comedian that wanted only to be understood."
A sheen of moisture built in Colin's eyes as he comfortingly rubbed the strange plant. He concluded, "I -- thought you were funny, sweet Pumpkin; you were only tragically ahead of your time. I'll plant your seeds, and maybe one day -- a more gentile spirit will emerge, to tell a heartfelt jest -- for a more forgiving time."
Colin laid against the Pumpkin, comforting it -- as both it, and the corruption that bred it began wilting away.
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