Post by Dazugo on Aug 28, 2017 23:06:46 GMT -8
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[attr="class","resetapptop"]DAZUGO
[attr="class","resetapptop2"]IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING
[attr="class","resetappicon"]  | [attr="class","resetappinfo1"]GENDER [attr="class","resetappinfo2"]GORON [attr="class","resetappinfo1"]SEXUALITY [attr="class","resetappinfo2"]GORON | [attr="class","resetappinfo1"]AGE [attr="class","resetappinfo2"]ONE HUNDRED TEN [attr="class","resetappinfo1"]OCCUPATION [attr="class","resetappinfo2"]MASTER CHEF | [attr="class","resetappinfo1"]RACE [attr="class","resetappinfo2"]GORON [attr="class","resetappinfo1"]PLAYED BY [attr="class","resetappinfo2"]SVEN |
[attr="class","resetapptitle"]PERSONALITY
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| ■ Adventurous ■ Candid ■ Dedicated ■ Enthusiastic ■ Trusting | ■ Awkward ■ Clumsy ■ Stubborn ■ Tactless ■ Vacant |
[attr="class","resetapptitle1"]BIOGRAPHY
[attr="class","resetapptext"]This Goron is DAZUGO. Many Goron say that because he has a fluffy head, and a fluffy face, that he is like Lord Daruk; but he is not Daruk, he is DAZUGO. Dazugo has spent many years of his life eating rocks, and although rocks taste good -- many rocks taste the same. Dazugo put many things on his rocks to make them taste like different rocks. Now Dazugo is so good at flavoring rocks, he does not get tired of eating rocks! Dazugo has shared his tallents with many Gorons, and they loved how Dazugo's cooking tasted! This made Dazugo very happy. Then Dazugo remembered that there are many Not-Gorons that have not tasted Dazugo's rocks. This made Dazugo very sad.
Dazugo did not like to be sad, so he said goodbye to the Gorons, and rolled away from Death Mountain towards Hyrule. Dazugo hoped to bring all the Not-Gorons tasty rocks, so they could be happy like the Gorons. Although, Dazugo remembered a very important thing. Dazugo remembered that the Not-Gorons had little tiny mouths, that could not swallow rocks -- and tiny baby teeth that broke like glass. This made Dazugo very very VERY sad! How could Dazugo let the Not-Gorons eat his rocks, if they were too tiny and baby-like?
Dazugo was very sad for many days, sitting alone in the mountains. He watched a stray Ordon Goat climbing the rocky surfaces, happy to see the cute goat. The hoof of the goat slipped, kicking a rock. The rock fell, but the goat was okay. This was good, because if the goat was not okay, Dazugo would be very sad. That was when Dazugo noticed that the goat-kicked rock had fallen on a smaller rock. The big rock smashed the small rock, and all that was left was rock sand.
This made Dazugo very very VERY happy! Dazugo had a new idea! Dazugo would smash the rocks, so that tiny Not-Gorons could eat his rocks! Dazugo did not have to say hello to his village anymore, because his dream could still come true. Dazugo then kept rolling to Hyrule, feeling happy in his chest.
Dazugo did not like to be sad, so he said goodbye to the Gorons, and rolled away from Death Mountain towards Hyrule. Dazugo hoped to bring all the Not-Gorons tasty rocks, so they could be happy like the Gorons. Although, Dazugo remembered a very important thing. Dazugo remembered that the Not-Gorons had little tiny mouths, that could not swallow rocks -- and tiny baby teeth that broke like glass. This made Dazugo very very VERY sad! How could Dazugo let the Not-Gorons eat his rocks, if they were too tiny and baby-like?
Dazugo was very sad for many days, sitting alone in the mountains. He watched a stray Ordon Goat climbing the rocky surfaces, happy to see the cute goat. The hoof of the goat slipped, kicking a rock. The rock fell, but the goat was okay. This was good, because if the goat was not okay, Dazugo would be very sad. That was when Dazugo noticed that the goat-kicked rock had fallen on a smaller rock. The big rock smashed the small rock, and all that was left was rock sand.
This made Dazugo very very VERY happy! Dazugo had a new idea! Dazugo would smash the rocks, so that tiny Not-Gorons could eat his rocks! Dazugo did not have to say hello to his village anymore, because his dream could still come true. Dazugo then kept rolling to Hyrule, feeling happy in his chest.
[attr="class","resetapptitle1"]WEAPONS
[attr="class","resetapptext"]Rock Sledge: A hammer with enough mass that only a Goron could wield it. It is intended as a tool for 'tenderizing' culinary delights; although it could also be used to 'tenderize' inbound assailants.
[attr="class","resetapptitle1"]ITEMS
[attr="class","resetapptext"]Goron Seasonings: A wicker basket filled to the brim with Rock Salt, Sugar Cane & Goron Spices.
[attr="class","resetapptitle1"]MAGIC
[attr="class","resetapptext"]Culinary Miracles: The mystery behind the magic is Dazugo's Secret ingredient: Love. There is in fact nothing supernatural about Dazugo or his recipes.
[attr="class","resetapptitle1"]EXTRA
[attr="class","resetapptext"]Clothes: Dazugo has happened across a Hylian tailor in his travels. The tailor told Dazugo, that should he wander in the Hyrule Square, with only his loincloth, many may be upset or offended. Dazugo agreed that he should have his affairs in the proper order to do business with Non-Gorons, and cleverly bartered his 'shiny colored rocks' in exchange for a fitting pair of clothes. This was clearly a one sided deal; as the 'shiny colored rocks' the Hylian kept calling 'Rupees' didn't even taste very good. Silly Hylian.
[attr="class","resetappfc"]SENGOKU MUSOU, Shimazu Yoshihiro
